Cleaver

A child who enjoys to commit random acts of greatness, always shows flamingness, and is just plain out smart

look at the kid throwing rocks at cars, like spot the cleaver one.

by Claremont Ontario April 12, 2009

cheater

Also see: Barry Bonds

The cheater hit number 714 today.

by $u2y May 25, 2006

meat cleaver

variation of the saturday night bowler, or the insertion of the middle and ring finger into the vagina and the thumb into the anus, only you pinch the fingers and thumb together.

not many girls enjoy the meat cleaver

by mike May 19, 2003

vagina cleaner

Another name for calling people "Douche Bags" when you want to say it in the literal way. It's quite an insult.

Person #1: Wow, she's so annoying.
Person #2: Yeah, what a vagina cleaner.
Person #1: What?
Person #2: Other way of saying "douche bag".

by Mira&Lindsay July 20, 2008

sperm cleaner-upper

One who carries around buckets of soapy water, and paint scrapers to clean away the ejaculatory fluid left on old women and farm animals.

A person who is very high in the social ladder

HI I'm Larry, I'm the sperm cleaner upper, I'm here to wash away the ejaculatory fluid that was reportedly left on your Grand mother

by anonymous ball smacker March 20, 2003

cheater's head

A blowjob in which the giver uses their hand. Has the receiver scratching their head like "wtf"?

I had to kick Lisa out and call up Simone because Lisa wouldn't stop with the cheater's head; next time I'm buying some handcuffs (for more than one reason)

by lawnmowerman December 29, 2007

cheater's comfort

When two cheaters feel better about cheating by talking to each other about their cheating.

This friend of mine heard I cheated on my girlfriend, so she decided to tell me about all the time she cheated. I guess she was looking for some cheater's comfort.

by ted tintsone December 21, 2010