Choking the Chicken

To snap the neck of a chicken, usually immediately prior to butchering.

"Wilber, fetch me a chicken for dinner."

"Alright, ma! Just hold on, I need to choke me a chicken first!"

"Cluck, cluck, cluck, CLUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!"

by General Cluck-Cluck June 13, 2003

Choke the monkey

Take a massive crap. Seriously, the crap is so big that it could choke a monkey. And that monkey would be dead.

"Dude, I can't hang right now. I've gotta choke the monkey."

"Way to much information, man..."

by Sven-Detlev November 18, 2009

Choked Heart

One that is distracted by the daily worries of the world instead of focusing on God's wisdom to face life's challenges.

Although one can witness Sarah's love for God and his people, however, her choked heart has stunted her spiritual growth with her Creator.

by MathPlus August 5, 2017

Joke Choke

When you start laughing uncontrollably even before you finish telling a joke.

I didn't get the joke, he started to Joke Choke, so he didn't even finish

by adiz97 April 25, 2011

Choke Sandwich

It is any sandwich without any condiments, which causes the feeling that you have food stuck in your throat.

Yo bro why are you drinking so much soda with your sandwich?

I did not put mayo, oil, and vinegar on it and I feel like I am choking.

Your broke ass always making a Choke Sandwich since your girl left you.

by Mt. Everst July 2, 2006

choke job

when a woman is giving fellatio, the man makes the woman "choke" on his member.

Damn man, I knew I was big, but I didn't think I'd be able to give Cindy Wallace a choke job!

by jon rucini November 10, 2007

Choke Artist

Boston Redsox

The Boston Redsox have to be the biggest choke artist in the 21 century after their performance against the Yankees

by daveoooooo September 23, 2012