choad catcher is a long haired fag he loves touching little bois asshole he only does it to 9 year olds that have just finished sport because he doesn't want them to struggle as much and if there sweating he dosent need lube he also sites behind mcdonalds and give 90 year old men with choads blowjobs he also has a boyfriend named brodie hes policy is a choad a day keeps the competition away
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