Capitalism? More like crapitalism!
by gela-kela July 24, 2021
Get the Crapitalism mug.Children start school as equals.
Children leave school on different levels.
However, they are all children.
Street sweepers ensure there is less illness.
Doctors cure illness.
Aldults MUST ALL be treated equally.
Stop the child abuse.
We are all born with nothing and we all die with nothing.
EQUALITY IS THE WAY FOR A BETTER WORLD ❤️
Children leave school on different levels.
However, they are all children.
Street sweepers ensure there is less illness.
Doctors cure illness.
Aldults MUST ALL be treated equally.
Stop the child abuse.
We are all born with nothing and we all die with nothing.
EQUALITY IS THE WAY FOR A BETTER WORLD ❤️
Crapitalism
by Heyyyyyyyyy February 6, 2022
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Capitalist communism may have happened and made example of how losers need to be made fun of when is comes to DFMR, but it destroyed the capitalism Canada so that we needed to make some more fucking office space and give McDonalds a fucking burger robot.
by EddieBrock5 September 2, 2023
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Happy Capitalistic Colonizer Day (CCD)!!!
Fuck Capitalistic Colonizer Day (CCD)!!!
I am off on Capitalistic Colonizer Day (CCD).
Fuck Capitalistic Colonizer Day (CCD)!!!
I am off on Capitalistic Colonizer Day (CCD).
by LingDanc803 October 11, 2023
Get the Capitalistic Colonizer Day mug.A member of a belief system, whose sole commandment is the collection and idolization of personal wealth, usually but not limited to the form of US dollars. Capitalists believe that the right to increase one's wealth, and purchase any type of item, is sacred and highly offensive to infringe upon. Capitalism is also the highly complex social phenomenon that spawns from this initial mindset.
Capitalism's most prominent appearance is as the state religion of the United States and its satellites. Although strictly enforced by intelligence agencies, any form of major upset against the system is highly unlikely. Technically, the US constitution forbids state religion, which could make its enforcement illegal, however, the vast majority of the human population does not classify capitalism as a religion.
Capitalism's most prominent appearance is as the state religion of the United States and its satellites. Although strictly enforced by intelligence agencies, any form of major upset against the system is highly unlikely. Technically, the US constitution forbids state religion, which could make its enforcement illegal, however, the vast majority of the human population does not classify capitalism as a religion.
"Did you hear that NASA's delaying the moon mission again?"
"Can't expect much from 'em. It's a capitalist agency. They're getting paid to work on it, not to launch it."
"Can't expect much from 'em. It's a capitalist agency. They're getting paid to work on it, not to launch it."
by THE Torin January 11, 2024
Get the capitalist mug.A member of a belief system, whose sole commandment is the collection and idolization of personal wealth, usually but not limited to the form of US dollars. Capitalists believe that the right to increase one's wealth, and purchase any type of item, is sacred and highly offensive to infringe upon. Capitalism is also the highly complex social phenomenon that spawns from this initial mindset.
Capitalism's most prominent appearance is as the state religion of the United States and its satellites. Although strictly enforced by intelligence agencies, any form of major upset against the system is highly unlikely. Technically, the US constitution forbids state religion, which could make its enforcement illegal, however, the vast majority of the human population does not classify capitalism as a religion.
Capitalism's most prominent appearance is as the state religion of the United States and its satellites. Although strictly enforced by intelligence agencies, any form of major upset against the system is highly unlikely. Technically, the US constitution forbids state religion, which could make its enforcement illegal, however, the vast majority of the human population does not classify capitalism as a religion.
"Did you hear that NASA's delaying the moon mission again?"
"Can't expect much from 'em. It's a capitalist agency. They're getting paid to work on it, not to launch it."
"Can't expect much from 'em. It's a capitalist agency. They're getting paid to work on it, not to launch it."
by THE Torin January 11, 2024
Get the capitalist mug."Capitalism" but replaced with a "t" instead of a "p". Often used in debate, specifically policy debate.
by catitalism January 31, 2024
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