"Dude, did you just light a candle in my hot tub?"
"Yeah, sorry man, I've been lighting a candle the whole time, the jets were of."
"Yeah, sorry man, I've been lighting a candle the whole time, the jets were of."
by Omega Supreme July 16, 2024
Get the Lighting a candlemug. The act of taking laxatives and then pooping the liquid shart onto the females pubic hairs. After you shart onto the pubic hairs you must light the liquid poop covered pubic hairs on fire than proceed to eat her out.
Tyler: Can we spice it up in the bed giving brain is getting boring
Jessica: Sure take some laxatives and give me the yankee candle
Tyler: Sounds fun!!!!
Jessica: Sure take some laxatives and give me the yankee candle
Tyler: Sounds fun!!!!
by White frosting December 7, 2020
Get the Yankee candlemug. Candles made of whale wax (hardened fat and oil) known for their inducement of Tumblertoopler, along with an enhancement of libido/sex drive
by porkcathedral96ALLAH! April 21, 2025
Get the Whale Wax Candlesmug. Also known as a T candle. Buying an asset for 5x value in the first min of trading. Most commonly done by mistake. It usually involves entering the total buying amount as the asking price instead. The term was popularized by Tommy Hogan on Jan 10, 2022.
by RHS Studient 2012-2013 January 10, 2022
Get the Tommy Candlemug. Someone who day-trades (stocks, options, forex, indices etc) and watches candles all day to make a living.
Friend: "What does your husband do again?"
Me: "Kavish? Oh, he's a candle watcher! It's not easy to watch candles all day, but someone's gotta do it."
Me: "Kavish? Oh, he's a candle watcher! It's not easy to watch candles all day, but someone's gotta do it."
by candle_watcher_wife March 15, 2023
Get the candle watchermug. A pale person who never goes out into direct sunlight due to their fear of getting burnt or being too hot and melting. Often covering their face with a parasol in summer and wearing factor 50 suncream no matter the season.
by Boopityboopityboo January 4, 2020
Get the candle princessmug. When you dip your dick in hot wax and make a custom condom but when you pull out it shoots off and hits her in the eye
by Thetallmf September 3, 2017
Get the Candle Cockmug.