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Oddly shaped candle

When in rule 34 art, when a dick casts a shadow, but you can only see the shadow
“Oh, have you seen this art, that’s the shadow of an oddly shaped candle
by Derpking666 December 30, 2023
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Candle Pop

When your girlfriend/wife gives you a blow job while you give her an ear candle.
My girlfriend asked me to light her ear candle, while she was laying there she pulled down my pants and blew me before the flame went out then yelled Chinese Candle Pop!
by ChinseXandlePop September 22, 2025
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roman candle

the act of inserting a lit candle, firework, or tar dipped flaming torch into the anus, at speed so that the flame goes out upon insertion.
“dude, i gave michelle a roman candle last night. but i wasn’t fast enough, and the firework went off. She shot 4 feet in the air! she had no time to use the safe word. we’ll stick to regular bdsm i think.
by jef weulard October 16, 2021
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Can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch

Idiom. Used to describe a person's lack of intelligence or inability to perform/achieve a simple task.
Is it any surprise how badly he did? That idiot can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch.
by Catfish Baruni June 16, 2016
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Canadian Candle

A Canadian Candle is a candle who was born in Canada. They sometimes are born in different places and go to Canada, there’s only one real CC that appears ever 100 years. They’re friends with Canadian Dino ‘s helicopters bees snakes and anything you can think of!
by The Canadian Candle August 31, 2021
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Scam Candle

Big green candle happens around 2 hours before market close that defy all previous trends. This also happens based on no news. Typically this candle will be wiped out before market close or in a pre-market gap down on the following day.
Maverick discord: LDeazyMND wtf is going on with that candle around 2 ?
LDeazyMND: it is a Scam Candle!
Chuck: MND !
by LDEAZYMND March 4, 2024
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candle scandle

a little thing or problem that pisses a girl off greatly
man- hey dude did you sleep with that chick?
man 2- nah dude it was a candle scandle
by elsanchokirky April 3, 2010
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