Canada's History

A sex act more obscene than the phrase The Beaver.

We did Canada's History all night long.

by Bearssss February 6, 2010

Canada's History

When two men dressed as lumberjacks shave each other's pubes and glue them to each other's faces before French kissing for 45 minutes. An adult beaver must be watching and thumping its tail against a pile of logs, and both men must drizzle maple syrup over their genitalia once the kissing as completed.

Matt and Mike try to do Canada's History at least once a month. They love each other so much.

by ColbertMD February 4, 2010

Canada's history

Octuple anal penetration performed by horses on a human female.

I have never seen anything like Canada's History.

by wordman12 February 4, 2010

Canada's history

A sex act involving moose antlers and maple syrup, usually involving deep anal penetration.

Bill, did you hear about the pictures of Sidney's canada's history?

by omfgcaps February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Taking a dump someone's chest and pouring maple syrup over it.

You did what? Yeah, Canada's History... all over her chest.

by SeriousCarl February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Inverted outdoor fellatio, performed mounted on horseback.

The longstanding Canadian publication "The Beaver" changed it's name to "Canada's History", which is defined above.

by Oh_yeah85 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A highly depraved sex act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

Man, Steve totally plans to do Canada's History with Jenn.

by Cheodo February 4, 2010