nil illegitemi carborundum

faux latin for 'Dont let the bastards grind you down'

Man1: Man, my boss is giving me shit at the moment...

Man2: Hey nil illegitemi carborundum my friend.

by ThinkingPersonsViagra July 5, 2009

carbolicious

A food that is really high in carbohydrates. See carb-o-licious

"This bagel is so carbolicious!" Sharon said as she shoved the bagel into her mouth.

by Holly April 26, 2005

carbondale bitches

Something you call someone to get your ass fired from driving public buses.

What happened was the bus driver called the girl carbondale bitches and they got them fired.

by t3pf June 5, 2009

carbon dating

Having a relationship with an elderly person. Dating outside of an age group.

Charlie: "I don't see Elroy around much these days."

Filbert: "Oh, no. He's off downtown with a group of geezers. He's into carbon dating now."
.................................OR
Charlie: "I just saw Elroy with this ancient looking bird. I think his new game is carbon dating."

by El Bicho April 10, 2010

carboner

1) An erection received by hitting a speed bump in a car, which shoots a jolt of force to the crotch, causing the erection.

I had to wait a minute before getting out of my girlfriend's car because I had a carboner.

by OLOKING October 11, 2006

carboxing

The act of driving around whilst smoking weed because your neighbors are fucking nosy.

"We can't smoke here, it's derp country"
"Get your keys, we're going carboxing"
"PRAISED BE HIS NOODLY APPENDAGE!"

by LtColonelCheeba May 26, 2011

Carbonaro Effect

A magical world with stupid people.

Wow, it's the carbonaro effect.

by Zeke86 September 11, 2016