The girl was very sore after receiving a trail mix crunch and was picking pine cone fragments out of her ass for several days.
by NephthysScream July 11, 2010
so scientist have studied the banana nut crunch is a serial for old ass niggas like AJ ,usually if you eat the cereal you are 80 years old
by EmbracingTruth June 13, 2020
During dirty anal intercourse, the male pulls out his penis, fecal chunks and all, and proceeds to slap his partner across his or her face with his fecal covered penis, giving the appearance of hastly eating a toasted almond crunch ice cream bar.
John: "That dude over there eats like an animal. Look at the crap on his face."
Peter: "Either that, or someone gave him a Toasted Almond Crunch."
John: "Eww... nasty."
Peter: "Either that, or someone gave him a Toasted Almond Crunch."
John: "Eww... nasty."
by Carmo September 27, 2006
by kkoo June 21, 2009
A man who enjoys another mans penis in his mouth. He enjoys nibbling on the other mans bellend. He would also be described as a gay, sailor, homosexual or prick.
That Grant is a carrot crunching cowboy, i hate the bastard.
Come on then you carrot crunching cowboy lets go some.
Come on then you carrot crunching cowboy lets go some.
by AAnnoonn June 07, 2006
Having a cheap lunch in order to save money. Food such as cheese spread sandwiches, simply value foods and unbranded cola.
Jeremy: What do you have for lunch Steve?
Steve: Bad times man, got a Credit Crunch Lunch, cheese spread sandwiches, Simply Value crisps and a can of cola.
Jeremy: Lol Hobo
Steve: Bad times man, got a Credit Crunch Lunch, cheese spread sandwiches, Simply Value crisps and a can of cola.
Jeremy: Lol Hobo
by Mysterio44 November 23, 2008
Tim: Amy and I did the Cap'n Crunch Hole last night for the first time. Boy was it fun!
Alex: Lucky! Trevin won't do it with me.
Alex: Lucky! Trevin won't do it with me.
by Seabald September 14, 2016