Crispy tits

When you get a sun burn on your boobs and they turn red and crispy.

That girl must go to the beach alot because she has crispy tits

by Brookis1999 September 30, 2015

crispy freckles

the act of placing two jump lead cables (attched to a car battery) to a girls nipples a zap them to the point they fall of

i gave that bitch some crispy freckles last night

by swiggityswagbruh July 8, 2016

crispy cookies

When you get frustrated and start trippin. -Troy

Oh! Crispy Cookies! I got moved to doubles four :(.

by Rüf May 27, 2016

crispy cookies

When you are angry and trippin. -Troy

Oh! Crispy Cookies!!! She did not add me back on Snapchat!

by Rüf May 27, 2016

crispy on the inside

It means to be like super pale white on the outside but, they are still able to understand the blacks.

Man that white nigga be crispy on the inside.

by TheAssEater2000 May 21, 2016

Crispy on the Inside

When a white cracker boy understands the nigglet slang.

Yo that craka be talking like a nigga.
Yea bro hes "Crispy on the inside"

by TheAssEater2000 May 17, 2016

Crispy TJ

When you blowtorch someone's genitals for erotic or comedic purposes.

"Hey Chris, what happened to you last night?"
"My wife wanted me to come home and try a crispy tj. She got off...I got 3rd degree burns"

or

"Dude Chris was being a dick at band practice so i 'accidentally' gave him a Crispy TJ during our performance. I laughed so hard I dropped my fender."

by JR Puffinstuff June 7, 2016