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criple

someone who was pounded very hard and is unable to walk.

or,

someone who broke all there bones and cant walk.
I CRIPLED DAT BITCH.
lol cripled
hahahahahahahhha u cant move
cripled bitch
by ✂🌮🔥💧 August 25, 2022
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Crippie

Basically kind bud. Awesome in it's aroma and potency, crippie is considered "top shelf". With it's prices and quality in the upper echelon when it comes to consuming marijuana, crippie is most often a "treat" when what your used to is schwagg. Crippie should have a limey, not always light, but rich green color and other colors including purple, orange and red, often with the vast presence of trichomes, and a sometimes skunky, pungent odor. all of which contribute to overall quality... best test for quality to date? Smoke it!
"Screw that shwagg. (cough cough) Man, that crippie fucked me up!" "I'll take it"
by hjauasdtsimna October 2, 2011
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crippled soul

When ones inner self or individual identity is in danger of becoming extinct. Someones inner self or self concise is dying and everyone can see and feel it.Basically to have ones spirit abandon or leave them due to harm or terrible acts ( doing fat chicks).
Man I use to help old ladies cross the street, now I charge them $1 for my service, I have a fucking crippled soul. Save me baby Jesus.
by The show a.k.a Gio March 4, 2008
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Brummie Crippler

A person with a manhood so large, that they actually cripple those who come into contact with it. Name originates from a famous Birmingham lad who has destroyed three woman and left them all paralysed by his girth.
Abby 'So you're going out with Sam, heard he's a big boy!'
Louise 'Tell me about it! He's a Brummie Crippler... I could barely walk for a week'
by duckfromyork August 21, 2010
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Shit-Crippled

The inability to take a poop due to one's current circumstances.
"I go to take a poop and after sitting in the stall I hear a little kid talking to his mom. I was completely shit-crippled for like 10 minutes untill they left.
by Thunderbeard June 1, 2013
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Crippling aids

When dos aids get to strong and you fall on the ground screaming.
Oh nooooo here come the crippling aids again..aaaahhhhhhh. These where the last words of ali-a as he died of crippling aids this is sky news reporting from the fortnite lobby
by Pussay slaya 445 October 27, 2018
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crap croppler

One who likes to take warm shit and squeeze it vigorously between his/her fingers, creating shitworms that spurt out onto the knuckles. "Cropple" is the light popping sound that the feces make upon being forced through the tight spaces.
"I hid in the backyard croppling dogshit all day."
"I'm a crap croppler, and I don't care who knows!!!"
"Why are your hands so dirty? Have you been croppling crap again?"
by disneywhite June 22, 2009
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