rump trumpet

Fart

After 4 helpings of refried beans, my rump trumpets were sounding loud and clear

by bunionsss December 23, 2009

Stoner Trumpet

The stem and bowl of a bong/waterpipe when one engages in the filthy act of unclogging the bowl by blowing through the bottom end of the stem in order to expel burnt herbal debris.

Out of haste, the poor man decided to play the stoner trumpet rather than properly clean his piece with alcohol and salt.

by The DELCO Associate September 14, 2011

Muff Trumpet

A vagina which can fart.

"I have a muff trumpet"

"No way"

"fur realz, I'll show you later" ;)

by crack-a-lackin May 16, 2010

fuck trumpet

A thick tart who likes the taste but is not presentable to your mates. (Mentally, cos physically they would. Wouldn't they? I did!

My last shag was a bit of a fuck trumpet so I had to dump her as soon as she opened her mouth. (What a shame.)

by jadio August 14, 2003

Trumpet Choke

The act of placing one's hand over their posterior region during flatulence to prevent poop from coming out.

I was taking a mean piss at work the other day and felt something hot, REAL hot, close to the temperature of the sun. I pulled out the trumpet choke just in time to save my new boxers briefs.

by drix September 8, 2006

butt trumpet

Obnoxious punk rock band, founded in Los Angeles in 1991.

Did you hear that offensive Butt Trumpet song?

by Klark March 15, 2007

steam trumpet

Is when you have projectile diarrhea out in the woods. The noise from your ass wards away potential predators but attracts fierce horse flys.

Oh I pray my steam trumpet keeps away the bears!

by Kodiakbear1313 December 14, 2013