straw bollocks

INSULT!!
""Your only a Straw-Bollocks""
Useless....., good for nothing!, waste of space!!
Straw!....comes from a poor substitute for hay when feeding cows

Bollocks!.....comes from balls, bastard, low down and sweaty!.......
Put together....."Straw Bollocks".....

You know, your only a f@#king "Straw Bollocks " when all is said and done!

by Edenhill boy September 9, 2021

Bollocks

Someone who is taking something useless or rubbish

We don't know what your saying you talking bollocks

by officialca June 14, 2019

Webby Bollocks

When a normal person overhears two developers talking about programming and the "internet", they are talking "Webby Bollocks"

Flippin heck! they're talking Webby Bollocks again!

by 3kman May 20, 2022

Fanny-bollocks

An extremely fleshy or meaty vulva, so much so that it resembles a pair of large testicles from certain angles. This is, of course, the British English usage of fanny.

Joe: would you fuck Lilly Allen?
Steve: Nah, she looks like she'd have massive fanny-bollocks.

by Iggle Piggle's alcoholic broth May 1, 2021

Jiggle Bollocks

The biggest gooner alive how has reached the stage of being able to fjordglimp (those who know 💀💀💀)

Hey did you see jiggle bollocks gooning in that corner I also heard that he cried to a cuck hold

by Anonymous/TRRF Member November 23, 2024

Bollocks

Another word for balls

Kieran’s got big bollocks.

by anonymous June 14, 2025

Bollocks

1. When someone’s talking shit “stop talking bollocks”

2. When a British person forgets something or gets angry this word gets used

3. Men’s testicles “stop looking at his bollocks”

Oh bollocks I forgot

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020