C.O.D. Blocker

Noun, pronounced "Cod" blocker

Any person or thing that keeps you or someone else from playing countless hours of Call of Duty online.

Example:

T: Dude, you said you were going to get online and play some Call of Duty with me! These insurgents are going to kill themselves. What's the deal?

K: Sorry dude, I was, really. It's just my girl-friend, she's all "you need to spend some time with me." and crap. I just can't do it right now.

T: What?! She's being like that? Dude she's a total C.O.D. blocker!

by Almost Dangerous February 8, 2010

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cum blockers

Anything blocking orgasmic fluids from approaching the desired destination, particularly in the face. Such as glasses, goggles, sunglasses, etc

Bitch take off those cum blockers, I wanna make sure I get yo whole face glazed!

by chris_7283591 May 16, 2006

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bickersons

A couple that only fights and fucks!

I'd go to that party but the bickersons are gonna be there.

by BK been there April 24, 2007

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Bonkers-Ass

Most commonly used to show extreme measures or limits. To be extreme beyond comparison.

Brian- Did you see the guy on the corner of the street this morning that was flailing his arms around, naked, helicoptering his man-junk, and singing Taylor Swift really loud?

Austin- Yeah... That guy is bonkers-ass crazy...

by guy on the corner April 18, 2010

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Beckered

When a co-worker with nothing better to do holds you hostage in your own cubical, regaling you with stories that are simultaneously offensive and confrontationally boring.

Dude, I saw you got beckered for like an hour this morning.

by EvilDeadite November 23, 2011

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