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blown tire

When one sneezes suddenly while performing any act of oral sex.
"dude, last night was going great but having sex with that sick girl bit me in the ass. Lets just say she gave me the worst blown tire I've ever seen.
by JamesGargar February 14, 2012
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Blown Head Gasket

When you're banging a chick so hard the condom breaks.
I was hammering into this bitch like an over revving engine and the rubber broke. Now all I got is a blown head gasket.
by Neil69 September 7, 2016
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Blown out

When a gay guy gets fucked too much and his colon becomes a distended tube sock from over use; a bad case of trunk butt; See also: gaping.
Lance complained about his boyfriend's blown out hole to anyone who would listen.
Chad went to the gangbang hoping to get his ass fucked down and blown out.
by acockyone May 8, 2020
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Phone Blown

A game requiring two people and a phone.
Player 1 calls anyone in their contacts and begins a normal conversation. No lying is allowed.
Player 2 proceeds to go down on Player 1, doing anything in their power (while abstaining from making loud, sexual noises) to disrupt the conversation.
Player 1 wins if they can go 5 minutes without letting their phone partner know what is happening. Likewise, Player 2 wins if the other line discovers the secret.
John: "Are you getting a blow job?!"
Stephen: "You've just been Phone Blown!!"
by brainpills January 21, 2011
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blowback

When you have to hold in a fart due to being in a public or enclosed space (airplane, subway, car) and the fart rumbles back up into your plumbing. Over the course of several hours, a serious queue of un-expelled farts will build up, prompting an extended cropdusting at the earliest convenience.
Joey: Dude, that 8hour flight from Frankfurt was murder. I musta had about 40 blowbacks.

Chandler: Ouch. How'd you eventually clear the backlog?

Joey: I waited till there was nobody behind me on the slidewalk, and did about 300 feet of cropdusting!
by TheRob September 27, 2007
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blowback

When your cumshot hits your own face.
I was fucking this girl and when she pulled out my dick to finish me off she aimed it the wrong way and gave me a blowback.
by DMITCH November 22, 2007
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Bownage

Used for when you see a bow with completely outranks every other bow.
Oh wow, that archer is bownage!
by Arid2007 October 3, 2007
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