Murphy Bedded

To be caught sleeping by your cruel friends in a motel where, to scare the shit out of you, they lift you and the mattress up and into the wall behind you, essentially turning you into a Murphy bed

bitch was laying there sleeping after refusing to put out. her blue balled boyfriend decided a Murphy bedding was in order and let her become one with the wall with a swift lift of the mattress...

"prude bitch got Murphy bedded"

by bNutz LA August 3, 2008

beader

A term for someone who is really lame. Can be used to replace the non bigoted use of "faggot". Originating from anal beads. Also see beady.

"Do you really have to point out all my grammar mistakes you beader"

Jim- "so the essay got moved to tommorow"

Tim- "man thats hella beady"

by toochainz November 19, 2013

breaded chicken cutlet

when a man and woman are having sex on a beach and the guy pulls out, sticks his shaft in the sand, and shoves it back into the girl

"my boyfriend gave me a breaded chicken cutlet yesterday"

by romeo1199 December 26, 2012

bearded villain

The most badass Bearded men walking the face of the earth that will go above and beyond to help you unless you cross them wrong then they will bury you.

Man you better respect that Bearded villain they are everywhere you can't hide from them

by Beardedmiles February 10, 2018

Breaded Bread

A newly formed religion inspired by Jebus Crust. The Mediums have translated his holy text onto slices of bread and documented it. The religion has been passed down for generations and has now resurfaced.

Person 1: Are you religious?
Person 2: Yes, actually. I believe in breaded bread.
Person 1: Wow. I have more respect for you now.

by Breaded Bread January 22, 2021

bendedat

had sexual intercourse with.

Jake: man you see that girl?
Justin: yeah, i bendedat

by justin k-shor April 21, 2006

bearded triangle

a fluffy minge

yo momma's got a bearded triangle

by georgie and amy March 4, 2009