Bathroom Purgatory

The act of being mentally finished with a shit, but not physically.

I’m ready to wipe, but I’m stuck in bathroom purgatory.

by DeadlyNarwhals May 19, 2020

bathroom shuffle

when you and your roommates smoke weed in the bathroom because your landlords are assholes and don't let you smoke in the backyard

roommate 1: tryna hit the bathroom shuffle?
roommates 2, 3 & 4: fuck ya!

by fuckdaops September 7, 2020

batphobia

batphobia on tiktok also known as max, that one gay kid on the side of the street

batphobia is gay

by kazkindacool July 5, 2021

Bathroom Toilet

For some reason, the best place to write, think, draw, scroll though memes, or think about all the wasted potential you had.

Random person: Did they just bring their phone in the bathroom?!? Are they going to watch *Naughties*
You: Oh, no, I’m going to write all my book ideas down on the bathroom toilet and then cry.

by Annon5697216 March 23, 2022

Batarong

The Dancing Yellow Triangle you know and love.

All glory to our Lord Batarong

by John Wilkes Boof September 17, 2022

Bathrobe Larry

A complete pervert, worse than a internet troll, a common piece of shite.

A roadside goblin that is a fantastic fizzy douche of a leftist, Democrat twatwaffle.

That dude keeps writing hatred for Republican values and the good Christians, he types his spiteful attitude on, Twitter, YouTube and Facebook like a Bathrobe Larry!!

by #beadickheadforREALS March 22, 2023

bathroom roach

the roaches that only show up in the bathroom.

yo, theres this one bathroom roach thats been in my bathroom for 3 days man.

by iabbayobr May 1, 2023