My bash

An alternative to "my bad"
After you make a mistake.

A: "dude! you stepped on my foot!"
B: "oh, my bash."

by rainbow323 May 16, 2010

fart bash

Farting on your hand, and then proceeding to hit someone

"I'm going to fart bash you to death"

by pirateshitp March 21, 2017

bash sand

To bash sand up one’s ass

I was going to tell my employer to bash sand after I was told to do something

by Anonymous moose knuckle September 21, 2023

velvet bashing

A posh wank into your nan's velvet curtains.

My nan busted in just as i was velvet bashing in the conservatory.

by cute-and-disgusting December 10, 2016

Corned Bash

Having anal sex after the insertion of a can of corned beef, provides lubrication and a lovely beefy odor.

Jeff: Want to bash the beef?
Joff: Lets use 3 cans this time.
Jeff: I love the smell of hot beef, I cant wait to be Corned Bashed by you!

by Joffy Scoffy September 3, 2014

Ranga Bash

When you drive through a crowd of handicapped ranga children as a form of entertainment

Ranga Bash: When you drive through a crowd of handicapped ranga children as a form of entertainment

Me: "Hey bro, wanna go Ranga Banging?"

Friend: "Yeah dude that would be sick!!"

by THE_M1LKM4N August 31, 2020

Balloon Bashing

The act of putting a ballon between your penis and attempting to burst it by thrusting into it onto a partners ass.

“ hey babe let’s start Ballon Bashing that ass”

“I was Balloon Bashing the shit outta my girlfriend last night”

by Bigboiiizucc July 6, 2018