baseball furies

A extremely tough and badass gang in the warriors movie and video game. They are very skilled at using baseball bats as weapons and they dress up in baseball uniforms and wear face paint. They are also very quiet. The basic soldiers wear white outfits, while the lieutenants wear black outfits. Another noteworthy feature of the base ball furies is that the members' nicknames are inspired by baseball players (Ruth,Mickey,Cobb,etc). The leader of the baseball furies is a large,silent, muscular man known as Cobb. Cobb dresses up as an umpire and uses two baseball bats that are taped/tied together as a surprisingly destructive weapon. The baseball furies are known,respected, and feared as one of the toughest gangs in all of NYC (in the warriors movie and video game of course).

Ajax: I'm going to shove that baseball bat up your ass and turn you into a Popsicle.
Baseball Fury Soldier: *Shows off with his bat*

baseball furies

by Valintino the Big Surpremo September 18, 2010

sexual baseball

Sexual baseball is a way of talking about sexual encounters without actually using sexual words. This is useful for when there are small children or other people in the room. There are many different baseball terms that are also sex baseball terms here they are...
1st base (single) is anything involving mouth to mouth contact in a sexual way. (ex. making out)
2nd base (double) is the use of hands on or in the "privates" (ex. handjobs)
3rd base (triple) is the use of mouths on the "privates" (ex. blowjobs)
A home run is sexual intercourse.
An RBI is added on to the end for every person not counting yourself. (ex. getting blowjobs from two women would be hitting a triple with 2 RBIs)
The "Batter" is yourself when talking about sexual baseball.
The "Pitcher" is your partner or possible partner.
A "strikeout" occurs when you ask someone to date you and they say no.
A "groundout" or a "flyout" occurs when you ask someone to hookup and they say no.
"Strikes" are things you say or do wrong.
"Balls" are things your partner says or does wrong.
A "bat" is a penis.
A "glove" is a vagina.
Boobs are known as the "pitchers mound(s)"
A "broken bat" or a "broken glove" is someone who has an STD.
A 'broken in glove" is a woman who is not a virgin.
A condom is known as a "doughnut".

So I asked Becky to hookup and she told me no the first time but then I asked again and she said yes. She is totally not a virgin so I used a condom. She gave me a blowjob while I felt her up and then we had sex. She even got one of her friends to join us and I did her too. It was a great night.

In sexual baseball talk: Becky was pitching and on my first at bat I grounded out, but my next time up I hit a triple. Her glove has been broken in a lot but that didn't matter. I used a doughnut and I hit a home run with 2 RBIs. It was a fun game.

by Quesoamericano September 4, 2013

pikey basher

someone thats goes out with intent of hurting pikeys. usually in a pack. usually armed with chain that goes to wallet or other hard item(s)

hey jack, wanna go out pikey bashing tonight

by jack January 28, 2005

botty basher

Casual term for a gentleman of homosexual persuasion. Someone who bashes botties.

The party was great. I was talking to Graham, the botty basher, most of the night.

by defproc May 5, 2006

Queer basher

Someone who attacks LGBT (Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender) people for deviating from the norm. This can take two forms:
1) Verbal abuse eg "Go stick ur tranni cock up ur dad's ass u mo-fo fudge-packer!"
2) Physical eg slapping, punching, kicking, tripping etc.

Queer basher shouts to a homo making a move on him: "Fuck off u arse bandit!"

by Be Real Brudda January 2, 2010

The Base System

An old-school system of telling people how far you've gone. While there are different versions this is how it
goes:

1st base- French kissing
2nd base- Feeling up, boob touching
2nd and a half base- Fingering, hand job
3rd base- Any form of oral
4th- Sex. All the way.

Can be summed up as french, feel, suck, fuck

According to the Base System, he figured that he had never hit more than 5 singles in his life.

Amy: "How far did you and Bob get last night?"
Lauren: "We only got to second. He just won't let me in his pants!"

by betterlivingthroughsarcasm October 23, 2009

54th base

when you have sex with somebody then eat their leg

buzz lightyear went to 54th base with woody.

by hubbalubbabizzjizzdizz May 10, 2009