Alyssa

an (idiot). A (literal idiot).
Guy 1 : " Yo shes an idiot".
Guy 2 : " What did you expect, her names Alyssa".
by poophead4213 January 25, 2020
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Alyssa

So beautiful and her eyes are perfect! Obsessed with popularity yet acts if she does not. Dresses casual cause she doesn’t care. Some people wanna be her but if they knew her they wouldn’t feel this way. Always making other people laugh. She gives you mixed emotions.
Damn that girls fake

Who?alyssa?

Hell yeah who else
by Ohern March 16, 2018
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Alyssa is a very big crackhead that diagnoses herself with every mental illness and disease but doesnt have actually any she only is just crazy. She is a great friend though just a few weird things about her. Sometimes you can catch her when she’s crying about something so stupid.
“Her name is Alyssa, that’s just great” “hey guys I’m Alyssa, I’m depressed and have bad anxiety :/“
by anonymous mystery666 May 31, 2020
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Alyssa is an ugly ass hoe, who steals my bestfriends man. She has a big nose and is rude to people in her high school classes, she will most likely die alone because she loses feelings for her "men" in a week. And no one likes her, and everyone thinks shes a disgusting hoe ass bitch who sucks dick for a living. She also likes anal.
Alyssa is a dirty disgusting ass hoe bitch who likes getting anal.
by Filthy_Hoe69 September 24, 2019
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Alyssa is a sexy small girl who is shy at first but will make your life the best.
she can get any guy and all the guys fall head over heels for her but she knows what she wants
she has good pussy and even tho she’s small she can eat a whole pizza
Alyssa has a good punani
by Gangslayer818 September 24, 2018
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Alyssa is a complete weirdo nobody really likes her because of how fake she is
Who down to fight Alyssa
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She is such an alyssa
by Meeewee April 12, 2020
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