alan sax

The code name for anal sex you use so the teacher or parent doesn't know.

*teacher walks by
Hey, last night me and jill had alan sax.
Nice.

by alan sax September 22, 2015

Alan

Alan, a sexy huge dick man that gets all the women and just has to say hi to even have sex... Alan is a monster in the bed

You want to go and have sex with Alan? Of course

by KungAlle02 December 11, 2016

ALAN a bot

He is a trash bot sucks at Fortnite and his friends are 10x better than him

ALAN a bot is a famous phrase said to people named Alan that is told often when they play fortnite

by Lollopolol July 29, 2019

Alan

Knocks down food with school bag and steals your motors

Alan wtf!!

by Steve disciple July 30, 2019

Alan

My g
The bestest alien in the whole world.

Me: love you Alan
Alan: u 2

by Rubbishwilly November 14, 2019

Alan Vazquez

A retarded Rec Room addict who has girlfriends that are thots and is the skinniest of the group and the shortest too. All he does is play Rec Room and eat cereal in the middle of the day.

Steven: Can you get on fortnite today?
Alan: Sorry, I’m playing Rec Room.

Steven: why are you such an Alan Vazquez?!
Alan: ;~;

by KarenDestroyer69696969696969 December 2, 2019

Alan

Alan-(noun) Male Name of American origin- individuals who are named Alan, are more likely to be a homosexual bottom, as well as trash at fortnite

"Yo Alan!" Alan-"fuck my ass"

by Real professor June 9, 2019