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Vicarious Pimp Agent

Someone who prostitutes friends and/or relatives in order to leach joy from their impending success in a given "field".
You need to go practice your throwing today Mr. All-Star quarterback. College offers don't come easy

Son: Dad, stop being a vicarious pimp agent. Let me do it on my own.
by Its Gotten Old October 6, 2012
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Agent of the Storm

30% winrate virgin, but will argue they aren't the reason the team is losing and in doing so, will die while typing.
"Wow, that guy is an Agent of the Storm."
"That guy is a true Agent of the Storm."
by AgentoftheStorm#6969 June 20, 2022
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Pulling an Agent

The act of accidentally deleting or overwriting any 100% complete game save from any video game requiring one. This has originated when some poor soul just recently completed the video game Grand Theft Auto IV to 100% and immediately overwritten it with a beginning save game.
Example of "Pulling an Agent":

A: "Hey dude, I just beat GTA IV!"

B: "Sweet! Hey, I just figured out if you save your game on the first mission it'll say an error when you re-load it!"

A: "Really? let me try!"

A: "FUUUUUUUUU! I just saved over my complete save game!"

B: "Dude, you just pulled an Agent."

A: "FML."
by rickatronakaminomidom March 25, 2011
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A revolutionary five-module AI framework that transforms how non-technical users interact with complex databases. The SQL Intelligence & Modeling Support (SIMS) Data Agent eliminates the need for SQL expertise by enabling natural language queries across multiple database tables while maintaining enterprise-grade reliability. Unlike traditional database interfaces requiring technical knowledge, SIMS interprets user intent, generates appropriate SQL, and delivers insights through conversation and visualizations without users needing to understand database structure or terminology.

SIMS excels where other systems fail by avoiding resource-intensive knowledge base setups and maintaining 91.3% query accuracy regardless of user technical background. Compared to traditional approaches, the system reduces complex cross-table query processing time by 99.7%, delivering answers to complex questions within seconds rather than hours or days. What truly separates SIMS from competitors is its ability to transform basic questions into strategic insights while maintaining full data lineage transparency that meets enterprise governance requirements.
Our marketing director asked the SQL Intelligence & Modeling Support Data Agent, 'Which campaigns drove the most revenue last quarter?' And in under 10 seconds, SIMS pulled data from three separate database tables, created a visualization showing ROI by channel, and suggested we increase spending on email campaigns based on conversion trends- something that previously would have required three different analysts and two days of work.
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Special Agent Cucky

An up close and personal view of a late night cucking, involving the cuck on their back watching and tongue assisting their partner/wife whilst getting slapped in the forehead with a pair of sweaty balls, around the same time the bull explodes inside the recipient.
During a dinner party, Shawn was subtly labeled Special Agent Cucky as an inside joke between the trio, insinuating he liked to investigate closely while his partner got pumped full of cum.
by Tiggie Bitties May 5, 2023
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Free Agent

As long as you don't have a duo q, you are considered a free agent
dang do you think he is a Free Agent? I've been looking for someone.
by freeagentcreator September 17, 2023
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O5-4 “The Agent”

Also known as Ghostie, O5-4 plays the role of Agent Ulgrin and the Unit Commander of Nu-7 “Hammer Down”. His character, Agent Ulgrin, is the biological father of my own character, Mitchell Ulgrin.
Holy shit, O5-4 “The Agent” is hosting Pizza day earlier than usual, I’m so pumped!
by ZeppelinFunds July 7, 2022
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