pain in the abs

A humorous euphemism for 'pain in the ass', one that could be safely used (without censor or censure) where the original or the intended version in quotes would normally be a little too inappropriate.

That guy can be a major pain in the abs to work with.

by Harry Simons January 4, 2009

abs ntn

Texting abbreviation for "Absolutely Nothing"

ME: Whats up YOU: abs ntn

by Justin Bailes January 20, 2009

abe lincoln

Inventer of the lincoln logs :)

Little wooden logs ...... yaaaaaaa

by Big K Lovin ... Word January 12, 2005

Kojiro Abe

Faggot

by Tohru Fujisawa August 9, 2003

abe lincoln

come on guys, the sex act definitions are just wrong and disgusting. all of you people who defined them are sexist mysogynists who I hope will never get a girl on whom they could try this technique.

anyways, honest abe was quite possibly the greatest president the us has ever had. he freed the slaves, united the country, and lived in a log cabin.

abe lincoln was an awesome president.

by gwb sucks October 7, 2006

abe lincoln

When you donkey punch a girl and knock her out and you jiz all over her face, cut her pubes, and paste them on her face..and lastly..you shit on her head.

i gave that girl an abe lincoln last night.

by guloof December 11, 2003

Abe Lincoln

An Abe Lincoln is when someone goes into the bathroom and pees on their hand, then proceeds to exit the bathroom and shake someone elses hand.

Person 1: Hey bro, gimme some skin.
( Person 1 and Person 2 do complicated secret hand shake).
Person 2: Ewww, why is your hand all wet?
Person 1: I JUST PULLED AN ABE LINCOLN ON YOU, SON!

by Richeous Pterodactyl August 15, 2012