Ass Freeze

When the toilet paper touches the water and by the time you get to that wipe it surprises you
I pulled off too much toilet paper it accidentally touched the water by the time I ended up wiping I got an ass freeze
by Pebbles & Bam Bam October 02, 2022
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Freezing hot

When you cold on the inside, but hot on the outside do to fever or other illness.
The worst part about having the flu is being freezing hot because I can't make up my mind between the heater or the air conditioner
by LaurdaT January 18, 2015
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blind freeze

spraying your windshield into direct sunlight while driving. You say you won't do it again, but you do - like brain freeze.

You typically only notice that your windshield is dirty when you face direct sunlight. But facing direct sunlight is the worst time to clean it because the water explodes into a jillion shards of light.
blind freeze
won't do it again
did it again
by Ae5Ea8 October 03, 2016
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Florence Freeze

A milkshake created and drunk by Beatrice Middleton's best friend, Florence Rogers, known to her as "Flo". They most often drink it after a Silver Sneakers class has taken place. It's made of blueberries and several other fruits and based off of chocolate milk.
Beatrice: Whoah, that Silver Sneakers class was a killer!

Flo: You know, I'm in the mood for something creamy. How about a Florence Freeze?

Beatrice: Now you're talking! You know I like that.

Flo: This is a hit. It's gonna go all over the world!
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 07, 2010
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tang freeze

1. When a female is sexually aroused to the point of excitement where she's just itching for a good dicking but is let down by her lover (either before or during foreplay and/or sex), resulting in intense sexual frustration. This is especially irritating when vaginal stimulation has been initiated.

Synonymous with "blue balls," but for chics.
She was so excited for her booty call that she sent her man a horny text telling him how ready she is for him to pound her pounani, but he texted back bailing on her. She responded by texting him: "Dang boi, ur gonna give me tang freeze?? I'll get me a new dick then!"
by T-lish February 04, 2010
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Freezing Asset Rich

Being wealthy enough to have the US government freeze your assets
by johnself March 21, 2014
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Freezing Pipe Plunge

Similar to the Polar Bear Plunge where idiots run into the ocean in below freezing weather to raise money for charity. This occurs when you run into the ocean and have to drop a massive pipe. When your bum hits the water, the freezing temperature will cause the pipe to plunge back into your a-hole, similar to a mole returning to his hole. Because of the sheer force that the pipe withdrew back into your spink, you may need emergency surgery to stop a pootential clogging. This surgery involves a surgeon, a plunger, and a gloved hand. The surgeon will have to plunge the pipe out of your b-hole in hopes of unclogging your septic system. Good luck.
Tyrant: Bro you wanna hit the club tonight?

Big Easy: Man I wish but I gotta rest my b-hole for a few days. I messed it up bad during the freezing pipe plunge

Tyrant: What is that??

Big Easy: Imagine the pipes Rappa on the Crappa drops. It’s that level of force, but the pipe sucks further into your bum instead of being expelled into the turdlet.

Tyrant: That sounds like a good time. Invite me next time.
by Stoney69 November 14, 2020
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