Two words used to describe an individual that is a closet alcoholic. Some symptoms include drinking on Sundays, Weekdays, they are loud, and they think they are the "bees Knees". Typically these individuals think they live fabulous Lifestyles but in reality they suck and nobody likes them or wants to be around them.
slut 1: its Sunday night what should we do?
slut 2: lets go to scottsdale and act like movie stars and drink malt liquor
slut 1: great idea! i hope i get laid by a nigger tonight because im a classy alcoholic
slut 2: lets go to scottsdale and act like movie stars and drink malt liquor
slut 1: great idea! i hope i get laid by a nigger tonight because im a classy alcoholic
by fucks mcgoothey are loud, and August 16, 2010
the three words needed to summon a hole to hell, do not say unless you wish to meet the devil and have a nice tea party
dude 1: bro watch this
dude 2: ok bro go ahead
dude 1: Alcohol Liquor booze
dude 2: NO WAIT DUDE
dude 1: *gone*
dude 2: ok bro go ahead
dude 1: Alcohol Liquor booze
dude 2: NO WAIT DUDE
dude 1: *gone*
by dave the slightly inconvenient July 24, 2019
When your body wakes you up early as shit the night after heavy drinking and won't let you go back to sleep.
The only viable option at this point is to get dressed, face the day, and regret what you did last night.
The only viable option at this point is to get dressed, face the day, and regret what you did last night.
You: Man, my alcohol alarm clock woke me up at 5 AM this morning.
Your not hungover friend: How many drinks did you have last night?
You: Dude, I don't even remember.
Your not hungover friend: How many drinks did you have last night?
You: Dude, I don't even remember.
by not-another-bug-hunt December 11, 2015
Fetal alcohol syndrome is a condition in a child that results from alcohol exposure during the mother's pregnancy.
Greta looks like she has Fetal alcohol syndrome.
by AnonDoxy January 22, 2023
Jerry: duuudeZ, Im s00ooo drunk broz!11Q1 Wh0s the desugnat3d driver ton1ght, cuz im wheyyyy to trashed
John: But jerry...Its nonalcoholic beer
Matt: He must be a Non alcoholic drunk.
John: But jerry...Its nonalcoholic beer
Matt: He must be a Non alcoholic drunk.
by Cody Baggs is here October 15, 2007
by Non-Alcoholic Duff Man September 29, 2009
The theory that alcohol is the cause of the existance of civilization. In the theory, alcohol is considered to be the "enlightenment" of man.
by Yami Yokaze September 17, 2004