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Crackey Von Batshit

A universal name for crazed person whos views, attitudes or beliefs are outlandish, bizarre and not based in reality.
This book is full of nonsensical conpiracy theories. Who wrote it, Crackey Von Batshit?
by Emogenome February 15, 2019
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Theo Von

(verb) To arrive absurdly early to an MMA event (especially UFC), often alone, solely to watch the very first prelim fight like it's the main event. Done out of pure love for the sport, unshakable loyalty to regional fighters, or just extreme main-character energy. Bonus points if you sit front row like a king while the arena is still echoing with cleaning staff.
“Yo where’s Nick?”
“Bro’s already in his seat watching two guys from Kazakhstan and Guam throw hands. Man’s straight up Theo Voning it tonight.”

“I was gonna pull up after the walkouts, but my girl’s cousin is fighting on UFC Fight Pass, so I’m gonna Theo Von this one.”
by TheDJPerks July 19, 2025
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Von

He is a very cute boy who will give you everything he has if you give it to him, he’s loving , caring , and will show the most love possible on this earth, if you lose him you stupid asf
I can’t believe you lost von , girl you stupid
by adore.tiff July 8, 2019
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Callivus Von Shapiro

A very smart individual, most likely conservative.
That person is quite the Callivus Von Shapiro.
by Callivus February 22, 2022
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Von Rausing

When one is inside a woman's vagina having sexual intercourse, and one carefully plucks a pubic hair without her noticing and places it upon your upper lip attaching with a small amount of pussy juice and horse semen. Because Von Rausing had a thin moustache and survived horse rape when he was 5 years old.
Yo Bro last night i von rausinged this girl, it was sweet!
by Nickplo April 28, 2009
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Von Dumpski

A polite way of saying you have to take a shit
Hey I'll be right there! I gotta take a me a von dumpski real quick!
by The Double E August 26, 2023
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