Jack And Jill Story

Two Fuckers That Went Up A Hill To 'Play'

Jack And Jill Went Up A Hill To Smoke Some Marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and then beat her to death with it and pushed her down the well.
And that was the Jack And Jill Story

by TheMinionRaider December 15, 2019

Jill

Verb; to spill or drop by accident any food items including condiments, sauces, glazes, dressings and purée’s betwixt ones own boobage.

jilled, jilling

If you wore a bib, you wouldn’t have jilled that catsup upon your bosom.

by Skeptochron April 20, 2018

Full Jill

When you are into something at a psycho level.

Mate, I went full Jill on that curry last night

by Timothytrotter September 16, 2021

Jill Stein

Candidate for the Greens in the elections of 2012, 2016 and 2024. You could also make the argument that she's a spoiler for the Democrats, especially 2016.

O Donald J. Trump/Michael R. Pence

(Republican)
O Hillary Clinton/Tim Kaine

(Democratic)
O Darrell L. Castle/Scott N. Bradley

(Constitution)
O Gary Johnson/Bill Weld

(Libertarian)
(X) Jill Stein/Ajamu Baraka

(Greens)

by the real joe biden March 24, 2025

Jilles

That guy who is shy at first, but is actually batshit crazy once you get to know him.

My God he turned out to be a real Jilles!

by _that_dude_ November 27, 2016

Jack and Jill

The worst film of times but it has Adam Sandler. Who doesn't love Adam Sandler. I feel sorry for you if you got tickets to the movie theater to watch Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some #########. Jack got high and slapped her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes, lift up her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.

by Yick the Tick April 20, 2020

Pull a Jill

When you leave a double-number tile unresolved in a game of dominos, like Jill does all the time.

I removed me double, see? I wouldn't pull a Jill like that...

by HunterToo July 7, 2022