Callumed

Means very drunk and don’t know what’s happening

He was callumed last night

by Wizzkidd444 July 13, 2021

callum

the funniest kid in the world he will eat and lick your knee caps so watch out. all girls make fun of him cause he is soooo weird and boys bully him cause he is weird. if callum in your life let him go because he will eat you. if you want him in your life you are really weird and messed up. if you know a callum tell him to let you eat his knee caps.

¨who is that weirdo i think his name is callum.
ya he is soooo weird.

he has a tiny anus so dont date him only eat his knee caps.

by LAZAR BUM LAZAR FACE November 19, 2019

Callum and Rachel

Together they are perfect and unstoppable

no matter what gets in their way it always works out

have you seen callum and rachel? they’re perfect!

by RK<3 March 24, 2022

callum heaton

gay

callum heaton is gay

by j.dev0 July 7, 2022

Callum Cain

A very small man that is cool.
Callum Cain also has a big penis

Guy: You have a small penis
You: No I'm a Callum Cain

by Benlikeslily May 8, 2019

callum capper

basically the worlds biggest fuckin g

wow dude your such a callum capper

by MrPuckles March 6, 2017

Callum Mckno

Callum Mckno is a lanky kid, a twat (cacia) and many more things. He apparently likes (probably loves) Pheobe Cullum and watch out cause he is a horny kid (abbie)people could call him a "bad kid" but all he does is skip lessons. <May be a player> I'm guessing he's not good at football because hes always getting injured during it.
If you get to know him he's actually really nice but a dickhead and annoying to start.

friend 1: hey Callum
callum: whats up?
girl 1: he's actually nice to you

friend 1 : yeah Callum Mckno and i are friends.

by matthew arnold year 9 May 7, 2019