Zoom Struck

The state of shock that you get when you meet someone in real life after only spending time with them over Zoom.

Wow! You're so tall! I'm zoom struck.

Zoom Struck by Cyire September 20, 2022

Zoom Struck

The state of shock you get when you meet someone for the first time when only interacting with them over Zoom.

Wow! You're taller than I expected. I'm Zoom Struck

Zoom Struck by Cyire September 20, 2022

Zoom and Shroom 

Getting baked while on a large company meeting.

"Kev, I'm on a Zoom and Shroom. Let me call you later!"

Zoom and Shroom by Jony Mike December 22, 2022

Zoom Closet 

It's way harder for LGBT people to be on Zoom without outing themselves! Your mom is like in the room.

Can you jump on this Zoom call with us later to plan the party?
Nah, I'm in the Zoom Closet!

Zoom Closet by Tino Orbaega February 2, 2023

zoom cuck 

The highest level of cuck. When your girl/partner doesn’t even want you in the room/building/zip code. You sit in a cuck chair elsewhere and watch the action via zoom/FaceTime.

Zach is so pussy whipped and his gf knows this. She made him be a zoom cuck and he tunes in every time as ordered.

zoom cuck by PuffyRI February 6, 2023

Zoom Facial 

When a man ejaculates on the camera during a zoom call with another person or persons.

Max blew his wad during the conference call giving the entire staff a Zoom Facial. Max is no longer employed with the company.

Zoom Facial by SrslyGuise September 25, 2023

Zoom Poop

(Verb)- a passage of time that is spent in the throne room while the throne bearer is simultaneously occupying the throne and on a Zoom video call with 1 or more homies.

Company time is best spent performing a Zoom Poop, especially after a few Taco Bell breakfast tacos.

Zoom Poop by DirtGod101 November 25, 2023