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Japped yoke

A Japanese or korean car that has been robbed thru breaking the ignition with a vice grips and sticking a flat head screwdriver into the ignition to start it. Usually these are robbed and burnt out in 6-54 hours, but in rare occasions the car can be a merc and it’s robbed in a different way for rallying. Either way it’s done, it’s fucking active. CARRIG ON TOP 🔝 #P43
Me and the bais got a jap yoke last night and flaked it on the pikey for a penny. The japped yoke flaad a yew young fellas when they wrapped it off an aul doll and blew her box to the moon w a half o of flake with a cake as a mistake to take a wait for a mate with for ate on a date Ygm mate!?!?
by Jaddy da Baddy May 28, 2025
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Joker-Yoker

A person who tells jokes to much that it's annoying.
Guy 1: What does a nosy pepper do? Get Jalapeño Business!
Guy 2: *grunt* Get out of here you Joker-Yoker..
by 2015Neo November 1, 2025
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Poked the Yoke

A trivial/small action done by someone that is the final and concluding act in a relationship/confrontation or event. It is also usually the tipping point in a confrontation that had been building ie. final straw
Girl: " Stop flicking me"

Guy: Chill, jesus.
*Flick*
Girl: "OKAY, thats enough!! You've poked the yoke, Its over. You have been constantly annoying me, way to clingy, you whistle off tune, and I think we should stop seeing each other. That flick was the last straw.
Guy: Uhhh, kay.
by Hunter+Jazz February 17, 2012
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A Grand Yoke

He's a grand yoke
by irishTayto June 27, 2018
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Got my fuckin eggs yolked dude

When you're a dumb stoner and it takes you forever to process anything
"Kyle told me a joke and it took me like a minute to get, got my fuckin eggs yolked dude."
by Pheeblesweeebles December 10, 2020
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c pop yoke

you feel like straight shit, or you are just sick as hell
"girl I'm feeling like c pop yoke these days"
"me too bruh"
by ddaydn May 24, 2023
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