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Windibate

A retarted boner that never gets an erection from any man
Hey guys, i never get an erection, and im 25 years old!
by Billy Bob joe July 6, 2004
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winding the watch

A pseudonym for male / female masturbation.
Refers to mechanical watches that are wound though natural motions of the wrist.
where's Jon?
He's winding the watch...
where?
in the mens room...
OIC...
by tackonator May 29, 2012
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Windie Kidd

a person who is a wannabe indie kidd therefore windie kidd. this type of person generally manifests in girls called evie who copy the styles of those around them. a windie kidd is also someone who buys their clothes from urban outfitters in an attempt to be indie, hipster or ∆lternative.
"Wow look at Evie, she's just bought the same skirt as Noor from urban outfitters."
"such a windie kidd"
by ∆lter∆narchism August 25, 2013
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Windification

The wind going by the single open car window pulls the internal air out until it is buffered then is releases. This happens rapidly as the air continues to cycle by the opening. This causes a reduction in air pressure which makes your ear drum try to regulate and go in and out. This causes pain to car passengers
Your ear hurts from having car window down. This is caused by windification.
by Electric J November 26, 2013
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Windsor Wash

When a spoon isn't at hand, one must finger wet wipes and dip finger into peanut butter. He/She must then proceed to slurp pb off of finger.
guy1: dude! We don't have any spoons. Windsor Wash it!
guy2: *cheaahh brooo*
by first nigga November 4, 2014
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Windshield Wiper

The sexual act of ejaculating on another person's face, then using your erection to wipe said ejaculate off their face in a side-to-side motion.
After I blew my load on her face, I gave her the windshield wiper as any gentleman should.
by Ballz_Deep May 20, 2015
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Windsynce

The state of moving at the same speed as the wind as to not feel it as you walk/jog down the street.
Walking the dog was nice today, I managed to jog fast enough to achieve windsynce.
by Fortuitus Neologist November 30, 2015
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