Astronomical Epic Win

When even saying "epic win" is an understatement.

*After seeing a friend do 7 backflips off a jump, jumping off his bike, swinging on a vine, kicking off a tree, getting back on his bike in midair, and pulling a wheelie on the side of the cliff to the bottom while a rock slide chases him.

And he lands it.*

Person: *speechless*... ASTRONOMICAL EPIC WIN!!!

by Lol-a-rama November 3, 2009

when the Minnesota Vikings win a Super Bowl

never (used to refer to scenarios you wish would happen but probably never will)

I have a huge crush on Ashley from math class, but I'll probably get to second base with her when the Minnesota Vikings win a Super Bowl.

by Father Abraham II January 22, 2018

Nigga Win

When a stereotypical black guy (nigga/nigger) does something so surprising its an epic win.

I was at some gas station short on cash and some gangsta offered me some money for gas. That's a fucking Nigga win.

by R.B.G. May 2, 2011

Godly win

The ultimate win in any sport

Final Boss had a godly win against UaK.

by Superr Mayne May 24, 2008

Technicality Win

Whereby you win an argument through a technicality.

Germany has a history of evil - Person A

Hitler was technically Austrian - Person B

Damn. That's a TECHNICALITY WIN - Person A

by CommunismFails. January 10, 2010

win-whatever situation

You could either win or the outcome doesn't impact your life in a negative way, per se

Olivia- "So, I wanna email this 27yr old professional guy. I liked his personal ad and hes hot, but I don't think he wants to date an 18yr old and I don't like rejection" :/

Micky- "Well, email rejection is the least harsh form of rejection. The way I see it, its a win-whatever situation" :/

by MickyM0nk3y December 15, 2010

Win

What famous actor Charlie Sheen believes hes doing everyday but he just says that cause he got kicked off his show.

Charlie: I win at this I win at that I win at everything

viewer: Yeah okay charlie!

by the last mertoff March 28, 2011