'doing a wilson'

A phrase, used while playing football to describe awful captaincy.

When a team is 'doing a wilson', the bad result is blamed on the captains leadership & the team must be:

Losing by more than 100 goals
Falling out with each other
Executing awful tactics
Paul: That was a bad game
Josh: Our team was 'doing a wilson'
Paul: Where did that phrase even originate from?
Josh: Some idiot captain called Sam Wilson, who used to make his team lose every week by awful captaincy.
by InformaUltras September 04, 2014
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Charlie Wilson

Bitch

He is a little bitch and he talks about people’s dead Nans
Oh look its Charlie Wilson
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Lachlan Wilson

A guy who wants to leave but can't because of his parent
Oh, you're a Lachlan Wilson
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Richard Wilson

a random pig with square glasses thinking he's big whilst flinging out punishments left right and centre to gain respect.if you know someone called Richard Wilson then u might as well commit suicide coz this man a nonce!
Richard Wilson is a nonce

him:"I'm not like this...im not a bad lad!"
other people:"yeah yeah your right...……. but your a nonce!"
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karen wilson

When your dick has been wanked too hard and it feels like your dick has been ripped off!! Possibly by someone called Karen.... basically your Carrying your Penis.... Karen (to carry) Wilson (Penis)
I saw Karen the other night.... we had a nice time but after I had a Karen Wilson!!
by Rbobby April 23, 2019
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Bob Wilson

A Malevolent God from another world hell bent on the complete and total destruction of all life in the universe.
His methods include the spread of mass chaos.
He usually takes the form of Lord Linlithgow.
Argyle: Did you hear what happened in Tunisia?
Calum: Yeah it was probably Bob Wilson.
by DeeLinden September 06, 2021
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Zach Wilson

(verb) to mess up spectacularly
Did you hear? Jimmy totally Zach Wilsonned on that test!
by RealTrey19 October 02, 2023
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