Jeanie Weenie 

The illusion of an erection caused by the fold or bunch in his jeans.

Brian knew he was safe from touching Justin's penis as he was only tapping his jeanie weenie.

Jeanie Weenie by Gilmore's Uncle April 3, 2010

Beenie weenie 

Reggae artist from Jamaica.

Watch your girl around Beenie weenie mon.

Beenie weenie by Solid Mantis October 19, 2016

skeenie weenie 

A phrase used to acknowledge something you previously were unaware of. Mainly used by people with no intelligence and that are dickheads or have serious problems with their testicles as their jeans cut off all blood circulation to them.

Person: You are an absolute dickhead
Dickhead: Skeenie Weenie
Person: Go die

skeenie weenie by Scene Hater October 17, 2007

beanie weenie 

Protection for a male

beanie weenie

beanie weenie by donald mefford jr. October 2, 2014

Jeanie Weenie 

A pair of pants that, when sitting, appear to give the wearer a boner.

I would have totally bought those pants, but they gave me hard-core Jeanie Weenie.

Jeanie Weenie by vikingchampion September 10, 2012

slim weenie 

A very thin penis; the cousin of skinny penis.

It's your boy, slim weenie.

slim weenie by ihaveblueballs November 20, 2016

Spicy Weenie

a "spicy weenie" is a penis that is "hot" around campus and gives women a red rash, similar to if they were to pour siracha in their vagina causing immense pain.

Erin: Oh look at Jake!
Jennifer: Don't mess with him he has a spicy weenie.

Spicy Weenie by MunchieMuch January 29, 2018