how do I shot web

The perfect example of how a clueless newbie would react if he hasn't read the manual

In Spider Man for the playstation 1: How do I shot web?

by Supreme_Bananas January 20, 2008

Derivation: the "404: Not Found" error encountered when surfing the web.

You've reached the end of the Internet. You may now shut down your computer and go outside.

There's nothing more to see here.

by shill August 2, 2005

Deep web

Also known as the dark web, undernet, and invisible web. Imagine the internet, and everything it offers, times about 20,000,000. That's how big the deep web is. But you can't just be like, 'I'm going on the deep web' and type it into a search engine, you need special computer software, called Tor, that will keep you anonymous, or else, you'll be hearing from the FBI

Don't go into the deep web unless your ready, there's some scary shit there

by shut-the-fuckupcakes April 20, 2015

The Dark Web

The Dark Web is often confused with The Deep Web . The Dark Web can be accessed via Tor Browser. The Dark Web, is not accessible via Google , Firefox , Internet Explorer , Bing and so on, these browser are what we refer to as Surface Web Browsers. You can still access the dark side of the web with a just a computer or phone or tablet, whatever, It's highly dangerous doing so, a Virtual Machine is recommended, to say it simply, the Virtual Machine is a makeshift computer inside you computer, if a virus/malware is contracted, it fucks the Machine, not your computer.

On the Dark Web you can find:

CP

Hitmen (often fake)

Fake Id's and Driving Licences

Chatrooms

Redrooms

Hacking

Selling illegal shit (drugs, guns etc)

The equivalent of pedo heaven, where pedos chat to get to know each other, often with the aim of getting into a relationship, with the soul purpose to rape their children and sell them off.

And Much Much MORE

Do not EVER access the deep web

You will scarred for life

"Don't go on The Dark Web you mug"

by Thot Patrol 69 May 31, 2019

dog web

The skin that connects a dog's torso to it's legs at the arm pit (or leg pit). Much like the webbing in between ducks' or inbred children's toes.

"Your dog's dog web is tight as a drum!"

by M.B. Alexander October 30, 2007

Iranian Spider Web

The act of taking one's ballskin, stretching it to its maximum diameter and suffocating a human being with it.

Tim: Hey Ryan, how was your day.

Ryan: Shut the fuck up you chodebucket.

Tim: Ryan, what are you doing with your balls? No, no, not the iranian spider web! NOOO! NOOOOOOOO!

RIP

by Joseph Tittlitch January 31, 2009

Deep web

you don't want to know

stay away, its deep web.

by T.O.P.W.K.H.T.S March 9, 2016