Austin Wallace

When your girl goes for the kill but won’t stop talking about the weirdest shit while your trying to slide in.

“Oh shit Dan, I feel the Ebola rubbing against me, Oh I’m sorry honey your probably just pulling an Austin Wallace.
Alright your deep enough, I don’t want to have to deal with your fractured hairline, chill out Veronica I can’t handle the Austin Wallace.

by Aaron Nickles January 8, 2020

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Alanna Wallace

Alanna Wallace is the prettiest girl you will meet. She treats her partner right and will never cheat. She also will love u with all her heart.

Alanna Wallace is loving

by People are great September 28, 2020

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Emily wallace

if you ever meet a emily wallace you are so fucking lucky to have them in your life,never let them go because once u lose them u miss out big time.I have a great friend called emily and we have fallen out many of times but we are the bestest of friends and i never wanna lose her.I love her so much as a best friend.It hurts me so much to see her in pain or crying.I would never replace her and i will never ever hurt her on purpose.I want her in my life and i need her in my life forever.I want her to see this so bad so if you have a friend called emily then send this to her.Thank you so much for being there for me,you are so special to me and i need u forever in my life bestie <3

phoenix-hey..im a little sad today
emily-hey its gonna be ok gurl. *speaks random spanish language*

phoenix-bro wtf *laughs*

emily-*she laughs to*

phoenix-*picks up her cat marley and throws him outta the window*

emily-MY CAT LMAOOOO :0

emily wallace is so nice

by fire_fox553693 February 25, 2021

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