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Paul Revere Virus

A (fictional?) virus that is revolutionary. It does not horse around. It warns you of impending hard disk attack; once if by LAN, twice if by C/:
Paul Revere instructed Robert Newman to put one lantern in the steeple to signal the British soldiers were coming by land; and to put two to signal that the British soldiers were coming by sea.

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Person::A:- Man, this prompt called Paul Revere Virus came up on my PC, telling me that my hard disk was going to be attacked
Person::B:- It came up once?
Person::A:- Yeah
Person::B:- You should make sure your coworkers aren't planning anything
by Jaex January 3, 2009
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miley cyrus virus

When you twerk really badly and you uncontrollably stick your tongue out in pictures.

Also, you touch yourself sensually in front of other people. Can infect guys too.
Jim: Hey, what's up with Brianna? Why is she sticking out her tongue while twerking horribly?
Rafael: (whispering) She's got the Miley Cyrus Virus.
Jim: Oh, that explains everything.
by Jeaneth February 25, 2014
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Flu virus

Jizzing in a girls mouth then tickling her so it comes out her nose.
My girlfriend almost broke up with me after I gave her the Flu Virus. She said it stung like crazy
by The Dude61 December 4, 2010
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Invisible China Virus

Also known as COVID-19 or the Bat Plague by intellectuals, uttered by the greatest president in all of covfefe-kind.
Person 1: “The Invisible China Virus is sweeping the US!”

Person 2: “I know!”
by John "Schlong" Long July 21, 2020
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Red Hat virus

This Red Hat virus is really serious and it is killing a lot of people.
by Farley Higgins March 23, 2020
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west nile virus

A relatively rare and harmless virus, spread by mosquitos. Symptoms include fever, headache, and body aches, with occasional skin rashes and/or swollen lymph nodes. A few weeks of bed rest will usually take care of it.

But if West Nile is such a weak virus, why has the news media gone crazy over it? News stations in America have taken advantage of a rare condition called encephalitis to turn the molehill of West Nile into a mountain that rivals the Ebola virus. Encephalitis is a swelling of the brain - a very serious condition that can SOMETIMES be caused by West Nile. Note that when I say "sometimes" I mean it in the sense that "sometimes" people die from chickenpox. Tons of common childhood diseases can cause encephalitis, including measels, chickenpox, mono, and the flu. Remember that the next time CNN tries to warn you about the evil mosquitoes that are threatening to kill us all.
When I got west nile, I was out of school for 3 days. When I got the chickenpox, I was out of school for almost a month. Think about that for awhile.
by progamer124 September 7, 2004
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homeless computer virus

If someone speaks like a robot, they're a homeless computer virus.
If they move like an animatronic, they are also a homeless computer virus.
- beep boop skadoo bep geek

DUDE HE'S A HOMELESS COMPUTER VIRUS
by SlibbyDiddy February 24, 2021
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