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Salami Vortex

Salami Vortex is when a girl is so 'used' and the mew is so gapping wide that when a man goes in it feels like he "fell into space".
Jerry went to have sex with Tiffany, but once he saw the salami vortex he turned Christian.
by BookinWorm June 12, 2023
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home vortex

The feeling you get when you get home and don’t feel like going back out for anything, planned or unplanned.
“Yeah, Jamie cancelled. She’s in the home vortex”
“I have to cancel for tonight guys, I’m in the home vortex.”
by Mimmi July 30, 2023
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Going Voorhees

When a person, who loses a loved one, begins to hallucinate and see that deceased love one and become motivated by that hallucination, especially for revenge.
"She said she was seeing her dead father and said that he told her to kill the guy who killed him. She's going Voorhees on us, yo."
by DustyKitten February 9, 2025
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Venison Vortex

Venison Vortex (noun): A wild and chaotic entanglement of three deer in a sexually intimate situation.
We were driving through the woods last night, and I swear we saw a full-on Venison Vortex happening in the middle of the road. Never looking at deer the same way again.
by goofball2985 March 14, 2025
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Icelandic Vortex

When a girl gives you a hand or foot job with IcyHot or Bengay as lube.
"Yeah, Emma gave me an Icelandic Vortex last night. At first, it was cold as shit, like Iceland, but then, it started to burn hot like an Icelandic volcano."
by Saxjiffy102 August 10, 2025
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Baylie voorhies

Baylie voorhies is kinda cool ig? And pretty ig? And smart ig? And you can always count on her type shii? And she’s really good at making me happy
That girl is such a baylie voorhies
by Jameson Frank September 23, 2025
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Algorithm vortex

The female black hole of the countless algorithms that can't be computed. You click, "she" learns and decides your next move. Like a master Chess player leading you to check mate.
Dawg, we be sunk in the algorithm vortex! Lost our agency forever! I beat the vortex algorithm, I'm surfing the waves, not sinking!
by Chuckyv76 December 31, 2025
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