vertical plantation

a large, corporate (or not!) 'skyscraper' (or not!) office building!!

inside, the same basic work is done one would experience on a horizontal plantation, but paper/"paperless" oriented!! rather than being spread-out over many acres, it is confined in/to a narrow, tall area.

same kind of "slave drivers", but POSSIBLY more color-blind....!! -usually owned and operated by a 'family' of 'droids or zombies...."climate controlled", so; lack of 'freedom' from others germs/funk!!

skonk, dude? naw!, -got to pee in a cup for the vertical plantation tomorrow!!

jane and lauren had sex in a store room at the vertical plantation!!

i work in a vertical plantation in manhattan!!

by michael foolsley September 11, 2011

Lil Uzi Vert

A godlike rapper that when you stand on his money, you got some height on him, all his friends are dead, so feel free to push him to the edge, and many other references you could make. Lil Uzi Vert was born in Philadelphia, USA, on July 31st, 1994. Through his childhood, he listened to Marilyn Manson, watched anime, and skateboarded. In 2013, he got with a kid in high school to make his first ever song called “Steaktown Anthem” and the students at high school really enjoyed it, and that made Uzi want to rap. Later in 2016, he blew up with the album “Lil Uzi Vert vs. The World”. With tracks like Money longer, Canadian goose, and you was right. From there on, he was mainstream. But in 2018, he took a break from the music scene, and worked in an album called “Eternal Atake”, but it was a whole 2 years before it was dropped. The album was INSANE, and Lil Uzi Vert announced he’s not taking another break from music again, and he’s even going back to 2016 Uzi.

Axel: Lil Uzi Vert best drop som new albums soon!
Lexa: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HE IS EVIL AND SATANIC!!!
Axel: No.

by Fagimus April 16, 2021

trayvon vert

Trayvon Vert, also known as xo_trayvon_vert, is the dankest of dank meme accounts. Not only will he display quality hand made memeage in your feed but he may also slip into your dm’s. With his unreal finesse ability, he is a meme figure that can’t be denied.

Trayvon vert makes only the dankest of memes.

by Trayvon fan kid February 5, 2018

Vertical Anal Fiesta

Group of Gentlemen bang the Shit out of a nice lady in India..only in India. While she is Upside down.(vertical). The gentlemen have to be standing up. They Go BuckWild.

Boban: Hey Prakash...want to have a Vertical Anal Fiesta on Shalini..
Prakash: Lets go Buck Wild DUDE. Lets Make sure to Invite Denny and Alex, and maybe Roy.

by Prakash and Boban (From INDIA) August 11, 2008

Lil Uzi Vert

One of the best rappers known for his sexy songs, he's 5'4 but when he stands on his money he appears to be taller then me.

Person 1: Hey have u heard Lil Uzi Verts new song?

Person 2: Bean bag.

by Hairy_ball.sackzz October 15, 2020

vertigo

What you feel when trashed/hungover.

I drank all that Jungle Juice and all I got was a night with Lady Vertigo.

by Vertigo January 8, 2004

vertical stewie

that girl with the verticly strecht face that makes her look like a girraf. also has a nice ass.

originated from the chronicles of three jokers in st. basil

look at vertical stewie shes wearing a bra today

by code January 10, 2005