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go Carrie Underwood

To vandalize (vandalise) your cheating, soon to be ex boyfriend's vehicle.

Consists of (but not limited to):
Keying vehicle's exterior. Writing your name by ripping the leather upholstery on the interior. Using the vehicle headlights for batting practice. Permanently deflating all 4 tires.
Now that I know JimBob is cheating I might just go Carrie Underwood.

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats. (Not like he'll ever get a bad bitch like me again)
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Put some underwear on

Put some underwear on that drive will be long
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Put some underwear on

Drive safely from Chicago to Norwood
Get a redbull and don’t forget to put some underwear on.
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can't police no underwear

When you are dealing with a total clown, uniformed or not.

"Can't police no underwear!" more specifically, "I am going commando!"

Something you say when somebody is acting like they work for the CIA or some/sh"t.

FBI open up?
- what?
We have heard reports of pigeons in your region?
- what?
Sir I need you to open!
- tf you think this is, CSI Miami!?
- "F"CK you coppers, CAN'T POLICE NO UNDERWEAR!"
Your underground boxing clubs in a America are very safe and cute these days.
But who knows, "can't police no underwear!"
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