United Statesman
a citizen of the USA. The feminine form is United Stateswoman. Likewise, United Statesmanship is US citizenship.
United Statesman by uttam maharjan May 6, 2011
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United Statesian
An incorrect term applied to citizens of the United States of America generally out of anger that they would presume to call themselves Americans. The politically correct term would be United States Citizen. The proliferation of the term American (often by members of other North and South American nations) to refer to such people has made it appropriate to do so.
United Statesian by The_Anonomouse August 20, 2009
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united-staten by pinzas gominoli May 29, 2021
United State
The country south of my beloved Canada. Its not all bad, except for a very flawed and dumbass leader. I also do not like the people who voted for that idiot. Bush can kiss my ass.
Lacks:
-Free Healthcare
-Smart Leader (although ours isint to great either)
-Self Contraint to NOT FUCKING GO TO WAR AT THE DROP OF A PIN
-The intelligence to reazlize that saying GOD BLESS AMERICA goes against there own constitution (not everyone belives in God u pricks.)
-Peacekeeping
-Eviromental Laws
-Surplus (7 trillion in debt? comon!)
-A strong dollar (ha bitches we own you now, $1.05 amercian right now!)
-Knowladge of ANYTHING CANADIAN.
Has:
-Strong enough military to protect us
-Good people in Democrats who will win this election(GO OBAMA!)
-Hollywood (w00t)
-T.V. Stations.
-The Interweb.
we just need to get along :D
US CANADIANS: WE DONT SAY ABOOT OR EH
JUST LIKE YOU AINT ALL HICKS WHO TALK LIKE UNEDUCATED MORONS.
Lacks:
-Free Healthcare
-Smart Leader (although ours isint to great either)
-Self Contraint to NOT FUCKING GO TO WAR AT THE DROP OF A PIN
-The intelligence to reazlize that saying GOD BLESS AMERICA goes against there own constitution (not everyone belives in God u pricks.)
-Peacekeeping
-Eviromental Laws
-Surplus (7 trillion in debt? comon!)
-A strong dollar (ha bitches we own you now, $1.05 amercian right now!)
-Knowladge of ANYTHING CANADIAN.
Has:
-Strong enough military to protect us
-Good people in Democrats who will win this election(GO OBAMA!)
-Hollywood (w00t)
-T.V. Stations.
-The Interweb.
we just need to get along :D
US CANADIANS: WE DONT SAY ABOOT OR EH
JUST LIKE YOU AINT ALL HICKS WHO TALK LIKE UNEDUCATED MORONS.
Real quotes from Rick Mercers; Talking to Americans in the United States
Rick: (at Harvard) Our prime minister Tim Horton just got a double double.
Girl: Whats that?
Rick: Its when the prime minister gets support from both sides of the house.
Girl: O congrats
Rick : By the way what do u study
Girl : World Politics.
Rick: (at princeton) What do you think of the Saskatchuan (i know its spelt wrong im tired.) Seal Hunt?
Professor: I think beating seals to death is wrong!
Rick: What do you teach?
Professor: Geography.
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This Actually happened to me
At niagra Falls
american: Hey kid where are all the igloos?
Me: We dont live in igloos dumb fuck
American: Hey u forgot to say Eh!
Me: What the fuck are you talking about?
American : Dont u mean aboot? eh?
Me: FUCK YOU! FUCKING HICK! WE DONT LIVE IN IGLOOS! WE DONT SAY EH! E DONT SAY ABOOT! WE HAVE MORE THAN ONE ROAD, AND WE ARE NOT FUCKING PUSSIES! (i kick him in the balls at pussies)
American: (wincing in pain) you are so dead.
Me: Go fuck your president. *walks away*
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can i hear a w00t?
Rick: (at Harvard) Our prime minister Tim Horton just got a double double.
Girl: Whats that?
Rick: Its when the prime minister gets support from both sides of the house.
Girl: O congrats
Rick : By the way what do u study
Girl : World Politics.
Rick: (at princeton) What do you think of the Saskatchuan (i know its spelt wrong im tired.) Seal Hunt?
Professor: I think beating seals to death is wrong!
Rick: What do you teach?
Professor: Geography.
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This Actually happened to me
At niagra Falls
american: Hey kid where are all the igloos?
Me: We dont live in igloos dumb fuck
American: Hey u forgot to say Eh!
Me: What the fuck are you talking about?
American : Dont u mean aboot? eh?
Me: FUCK YOU! FUCKING HICK! WE DONT LIVE IN IGLOOS! WE DONT SAY EH! E DONT SAY ABOOT! WE HAVE MORE THAN ONE ROAD, AND WE ARE NOT FUCKING PUSSIES! (i kick him in the balls at pussies)
American: (wincing in pain) you are so dead.
Me: Go fuck your president. *walks away*
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can i hear a w00t?
United State by Proud to be CANADIAN! January 30, 2008
United Statesian
A phrase used to disambiguate between people living in the United States and people living in the continents of North or South America, since "American" can refer to either group of people.
When talking to people who have this phrase in their vocabulary, "United Statesian" always refers to only people living in the United States, while "American" always refers to people living anywhere in North or South America.
When talking to people who have this phrase in their vocabulary, "United Statesian" always refers to only people living in the United States, while "American" always refers to people living anywhere in North or South America.
Jack: Dude, Americans are so fucking stupid.
José: Wtf dude
Jack: Sorry, I meant United Statesians.
José: Oh okay :)
José: Wtf dude
Jack: Sorry, I meant United Statesians.
José: Oh okay :)
United Statesian by jubjubjubjub October 1, 2021
United Statesian
United Statesian by Koelen February 27, 2022
United Statesican
Hey you beaner! You’re not no beaner nomore. Now, you are an U-Knight-Ed States-I-Can; get it? United Statesican shut up!
United Statesican by Mr. Sleepy Creep July 20, 2022