When wiping your ass your finger accidently breaks through the single ply Chinese toilet paper and makes contact with your own shit and possibly asshole
"Oh my god, I just shook hands with that representative from the Chinese Education Department after I accidently did a Finger Turtle in the bathroom."
by greekhornet May 4, 2009
Get the Finger Turtlemug. by brardin July 4, 2014
Get the turtle baymug. If you see this quote in someone's bio, it's probably a reference to a tweet from @ains_rose that said : " you know who doesn't want to be choked? Turtles. You know who does? Me. Save the turtles, choke me instead." So it quite literally means choke me.
"She had save the turtles in her bio, but she doesn't seem like a vsco girl! What do you think?"
"hahahaha, you're so naive, it means choke me, that's it."
"hahahaha, you're so naive, it means choke me, that's it."
by denadacariño August 25, 2020
Get the Save the turtlesmug. When the balls are large and swallin, while the shaft is small, and being engulfed by the balls, giving it the appearance of a turtle.
by Jason statue March 21, 2019
Get the Swallin turtlemug. by Fur turtle August 17, 2018
Get the fur turtlemug. Raw, disgusting, baby making sex that’s unprotected because if you use a condom that’s plastic that could end up in the ocean and kill the turtles and nobody wants that.
by Anakiin February 20, 2023
Get the Save the turtlesmug. When you trash someone behind their back, gossiping about them
Example: Attention by Charlie Puth “you’ve been runnin’ round, runnin’ round, runnin’ round throwing that TURTLE on my name, cause you knew that I’d call you up...”
Example: Attention by Charlie Puth “you’ve been runnin’ round, runnin’ round, runnin’ round throwing that TURTLE on my name, cause you knew that I’d call you up...”
by Turtle Thrower November 14, 2017
Get the Throwing turtlesmug.