When wiping your ass your finger accidently breaks through the single ply Chinese toilet paper and makes contact with your own shit and possibly asshole
"Oh my god, I just shook hands with that representative from the Chinese Education Department after I accidently did a Finger Turtle in the bathroom."
by greekhornet May 4, 2009
Get the Finger Turtlemug. When the balls are large and swallin, while the shaft is small, and being engulfed by the balls, giving it the appearance of a turtle.
by Jason statue March 21, 2019
Get the Swallin turtlemug. by Fur turtle August 17, 2018
Get the fur turtlemug. To engage in a long term relationship with someone while never intending to propose, despite the other partners obvious desire for marriage.
by Dangeroo December 2, 2015
Get the german turtlemug. atena the turtle is a loving person who is always giving and never taking. She always sticks up for other people and never gives up on any body. Atena the turtle has many friends and has a good relationship with many people. She is very intelligent,honorable,kind,amazing,funny,serious.DO NOT CROSS HER!!!!!!
by the new york times 78890 February 5, 2019
Get the atena the turtlemug. When you trash someone behind their back, gossiping about them
Example: Attention by Charlie Puth “you’ve been runnin’ round, runnin’ round, runnin’ round throwing that TURTLE on my name, cause you knew that I’d call you up...”
Example: Attention by Charlie Puth “you’ve been runnin’ round, runnin’ round, runnin’ round throwing that TURTLE on my name, cause you knew that I’d call you up...”
by Turtle Thrower November 14, 2017
Get the Throwing turtlesmug. Raw, disgusting, baby making sex that’s unprotected because if you use a condom that’s plastic that could end up in the ocean and kill the turtles and nobody wants that.
by Anakiin February 20, 2023
Get the Save the turtlesmug.