The stem and bowl of a bong/waterpipe when one engages in the filthy act of unclogging the bowl by blowing through the bottom end of the stem in order to expel burnt herbal debris.
Out of haste, the poor man decided to play the stoner trumpet rather than properly clean his piece with alcohol and salt.
by The DELCO Associate May 23, 2011
A phrase which can be used for comebacks when all else fails. No one else will know what it means, as it is a phrase born out of drug abuse. There is no one definition of trumpet buster, it just... is. Rumour has it that trumpet busting is a traditional practice of icelandic whores.
Letters of the phrase may be interchanged.
Letters of the phrase may be interchanged.
by Willy a hoo haa August 15, 2007
by bunionsss December 23, 2009
A thick tart who likes the taste but is not presentable to your mates. (Mentally, cos physically they would. Wouldn't they? I did!
My last shag was a bit of a fuck trumpet so I had to dump her as soon as she opened her mouth. (What a shame.)
by jadio August 14, 2003
The act of placing one's hand over their posterior region during flatulence to prevent poop from coming out.
I was taking a mean piss at work the other day and felt something hot, REAL hot, close to the temperature of the sun. I pulled out the trumpet choke just in time to save my new boxers briefs.
by drix September 08, 2006
by Klark March 14, 2007
Is when you have projectile diarrhea out in the woods. The noise from your ass wards away potential predators but attracts fierce horse flys.
by Kodiakbear1313 December 15, 2013