Shit ton

Contrary to popular belief, a shit ton is actually only 4 of the given item named.

Bruce: Gary's slept with a shit ton of chicks.
Bob: Only 4?! That's so lame he's 26!

by dbalb55 November 26, 2010

Shit-ton

two assloads

Steve had a shit-ton of dorritos last night

by nevynevynolegs November 01, 2017

Shit Ton

A unit of measure used for something when you have nothing better to say.

"Did you see that truck?"
"Yea it had a shit ton of hippos in the back!"

by SmellyRichard August 23, 2015

Shit Ton

A standardized measurement defined by 1 ton + 3 kg + 1 cm + 1 millisecond + 1 picosecond.

I just had a literal shit ton of thanksgiving food.

by shitte_ton November 24, 2017

Shit-ton

A prettylot is more than a little and less than a lot ( look it up). A shit-ton is more than a lot.

A tractor trailer holds a shit-Ton of merchandise.

by Yesway May 29, 2018

Shit-ton

264.2 gallons of human shit.

That's 264.2 gallons of vodka!
That's a shit-ton of vodka!

by treephalanges April 08, 2011

Shit-ton

The amount of a substance in pounds that can fit in a 30 square foot space as figured from the density of 2,000lbs of fecal matter.

2,250lbs is a shit-ton of LSD.

by Z28boi April 26, 2018