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Fuck ton of cum

The normal amount of cum created through sexual reproduction or masturbation.
Jimmy why is there a fuck ton of cum on your bed sheets?
by JohnCena.memez September 24, 2018
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Fuck-ton

2 shit-tons, 4 assloads
Carl made a fuck-ton of mistakes on his final
by nevynevynolegs November 1, 2017
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Ton

by ABigPotato November 23, 2021
mugGet the Tonmug.

boo boo ton

Man look at all these fries!

Yea man that's a boo boo ton!
by Zachwal48 March 31, 2017
mugGet the boo boo tonmug.

pull the ton

Doing over 100 mph in a vehicle.
Maybe used for 100 kph which is essentially 0-60mph time.

British units say 100 stone = 1 ton.

pulling the ton, pushing the ton can be used as well.
That bike could pull the ton in 5 seconds flat!
by Jebaah April 7, 2014
mugGet the pull the tonmug.

Crippin-tons

On crippin-tons you weird ass boy.
by LawfulCitizen November 5, 2025
mugGet the Crippin-tonsmug.

Ean Ean Ton

Pronounced Ian-Ian-Tahn, This phrase is used to covertly say 'Not nae nae', when gossiping or chatting.
1: "Bro! My fiance ate my pudding!"
2: "Wow dude, that's ean ean ton!"
1: "Right? what should I do?"
by Aetla July 29, 2022
mugGet the Ean Ean Tonmug.

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