Tampons

What Gill shoves up his butt when he can't get any.

-Oh, I really want to do it. Where are my tampons?

by RatchetBoo May 27, 2003

rotten string cheese tampon

used to describe only the most undescribable smells eminated from a woman.

oh god she smells like a rotten string cheese tampon that was left out in the sun all day just nasty.

by J D Martin April 16, 2008

tampon tantrum

When a person of the female sex becomes extremely angry due to hormonal forces inside of her body. (read: PMS)

Damn dude, watch out for Chelsea, this time of month is usually when she gets her tampon tantrum!

by kg6thx June 12, 2008

Tampon Tag-along

A girl or girlfriend who personally invites herself to everything a guy does, whether it be with his friends or his family, and ultimately becomes incredibly upset when nothing goes the way she wants it.

Jim: Dude, we are going to the movies tonight, wanna come?
Bob: Yeah, sure. My girlfriend wants to know if she can come
Jim: No way dude, she's just gonna be a huge tampon tag-along!

by euDoK1d June 22, 2008

tomonobu itagaki

creator of dead or alive who has a face that looks like patricks ass. He even said so.

Tomonobu Itagaki was on g4techtv's icons and when Patrick saw him, he was all like "damn, that guy's face looks like my ass."

by toki toki March 30, 2005

rat tampon

Especially used in the hood, or by persons living by the river. Usually is a dead rat, or small furry animal, sometimes a squirrel or ferret that is used to absorb red liquid from a girl/women's cooter during her menstrual cycle, or if she gets shot in the vajeje.

Yo, you don't even know, I had to use a rat tampon. That's what the tail was for.

by Period May 15, 2006

Tamponing

When the drawstring from one's speedo is hanging out of the leg hole while the person is wearing it, resembling a tampon string.

Dean: Eli, you're tamponing...
Eli: *Tucks string away*

by Liod Fereath January 25, 2012