toilet paper tongue

A form of anal cunnilingus (booty eating) performed right after the booty that will be eaten gets done laying a fat log without wiping

P1: How was Jerry last night?
P2: We broke up.
P1: why?

P2: Because I went to ate his booty and I got toilet paper tongue.

by Jerwizzlefoshizzle November 16, 2017

toilet paper pearl

A piece of toilet paper that gets stuck in the clam AKA pussy then rubs into a pearl.

Damn girl you got the toilet paper pearl

by Christopher drew Barnett December 7, 2017

toilet hoagie

The direct transformation of a store purchased sandwich into a rounded, thick necked turd shaped like a hoagie.

How are as the sandwich I bought you from Subway, Brendan? Thanks Mary, It didn’t last long and created a wipe free toilet hoagie.

by Mcleodlaw December 15, 2018

ToiLIT

When you light a toilet on fire with a lighter and deodorant

Yo mate why was it when i was in N block toilets There was a ToiLIT

by anonymous November 29, 2019

TOILETING

When you take a shit.

I am TOILETING

by EmmaFartedLikeAHoe February 6, 2020

toilet

Something to do your shit in

I need to go shit; going to the toilet

by MouseyCat August 9, 2020

Toilet Seat Snake Skin

AKA as TSSS, Is when a greasy, hairy, and sweaty person sits on a toilet seat for a while and when they get up the sweat, hair, and skin cells dry on the toilet seat like a glaze. Making what looks like a snake skin that has been shead on the toilet seat. This is also very hard to clean off. You will need a Brillo pad

Dude, I went to the bathroom and the guy before me left me a toilet seat snake skin so I had to use a different toilet.

by ElectricBob December 30, 2020