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nerd fight

two words: FUCKIN HILARIOUS

a fight consisting of two nerds. These fights commonly consists of tuggin on shirts and/or biting or scrating.

These fights are usually started over arguements over star trek or star wars.
LOL! I dared Brian to throw that book at Cassidy and a nerd fight broke out.
by DrdLrdsSlv April 16, 2004
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scissor fight

(v): A lesbian act of non-dick coitus.
"Now I know why my girlfriend left me, I just caught her scissor fighting her house mother!"
by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009
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puke-fight

When you and your buddy get into a vomiting contest and throw up on each other.
Rob and Anthony got into a puke-fight outside curry donuts.
by lamorr December 28, 2008
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Street Fight

Bruh I aint have no glove last night , so I had to street fight that bitch.
by H2OKZ May 20, 2017
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Dick Fighting

To engage in phallus to phallus combat. When doing so with a partner while fully erect, Parisian Dick Fighting is conducted similiar to a fencing match. Asian Dick Fighting connotes to use of a semi-flaccid penis whipped about like one end of a nunchucko.

Dick Fighting with an unwilling combattant is generally chargeable as sexual battery.
Ex 1) Set in a public restroom

Bruce: (pantless) I challenge you to a round of Dick Fighting! EN GARDE!

Steven: (urinating) JESUS CHRIST!!

Ex 2) Set in Wang's bedroom

Wang: I'm bored. How about some Dick Fighting?

Chung: OKAY! (whips dick out and cock slaps Wang in his face, leaving a crimson mushroom bruise.
by Tiestofan25 October 22, 2010
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Ghetto Fights

Great fucking video about fights in the ghetto's of America. There are two parts now, and they both rule. It's so fun watching these idiots in pants 10x too large beat eachother up.
I just watched Ghetto Fights and i pissed my pants because it was so funny!
by Dick September 18, 2005
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cum fight

Proceeding the act of intense physical stimulation of the male genitalia, the female will transfer any ejaculate directly from its place of residence to the facial region of the aforementioned male. a brief struggle ensues eventuating in the even distribution of ejaculate across both parties faces.

There's no winner in a cum fight.
person1; I'm sick of my girlfriend starting cum fights.
person2; You'll just have to masturbate more so there's not enough cum to start one.
person1; Sweet :)
by naughty ninja November 25, 2009
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