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crisis response

US government sponsored branch that detains citizens reported to be mentally ill against their will for at least 72 hours. After diagnosed as mentally ill they keep tabs on you for the rest of your life whether on LRA(legally bound outpatient) or not.
Lucy pissed her parents off now all her actions are reported to crisis response
by skyeyedAlice March 9, 2009
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midyear crisis

occurs when midterms occur, the semester ends, all your friends come home from college and you're stuck with a huge amount of work.
A: dude, wanna chill this weekend and smoke up some dank headies?

B: naw dude, i have to study for my math exam. It's midyear crisis, you know.
by hug me January 12, 2010
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Quarter life crisis

When you decide to be boring and read and work instead of getting white girl wasted
“Kevin let’s go party in Goodyear,” Joey said excitedly
I cant, I’m currently experiencing a quarter life crisis…” Kevin said with a bitchy insistent tone
by add1$0nL13p0ld October 3, 2023
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Mammary Missile Crisis

When a man fails to ejaculate or starts to lose his erection during a tit wank
My girlfriend was giving me a tit wank and I had a mammary missile crisis
by Dr Jewskin83 December 3, 2016
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e-crisis

"Chris is having an e-crisis right now and has no idea what to publish and no idea what to say or do"
"I'm having a e-crisis, and I'm not sure how my online persona should be anymore"
by ChrisBorglei September 17, 2019
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DINO CRISIS SUX

"DINO CRISIS SUX" quickly became a cultural symbol for bad games, or someone that is cursed enough to have the videogame titles they like being constantly ignored and/or hated upon.
by CVXfreak February 25, 2025
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musical identity crisis

When a person can't decide on what to listen to so they end up jumping all over the place.
I couldn't decide what to listen to. I started w/ ska, went to pop punk, 90s country, the soundtrack to Dear Evan Hansen, and finally settled on early 2000s Taylor Swift. I was having a full blown musical identity crisis.
by ilovetacos39 April 4, 2023
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