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fur turtle

A small penis that hides in the Bush then pokes out when hard
I went down on this girl and her fur turtle came out
by Fur turtle August 17, 2018
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Swallin turtle

When the balls are large and swallin, while the shaft is small, and being engulfed by the balls, giving it the appearance of a turtle.
She couldn’t suck his dick because he had a swallin turtle.
by Jason statue March 21, 2019
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german turtle

To engage in a long term relationship with someone while never intending to propose, despite the other partners obvious desire for marriage.
I know she wants to get married someday, but I am totally going to German Turtle her.
by Dangeroo December 2, 2015
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atena the turtle

atena the turtle is a loving person who is always giving and never taking. She always sticks up for other people and never gives up on any body. Atena the turtle has many friends and has a good relationship with many people. She is very intelligent,honorable,kind,amazing,funny,serious.DO NOT CROSS HER!!!!!!
atena the turtle is amazing just don cross her.
by the new york times 78890 February 5, 2019
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poopy turtles

taking a shit, especially when you're at work and in the middle of something, you have to come to an abrupt stop to go drop the cosby kids off at the pool
Adam, i gotta go poopy turtles. Answer the phone.
by Tat Evil May 21, 2007
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Throwing turtles

When you trash someone behind their back, gossiping about them

Example: Attention by Charlie Puth “you’ve been runnin’ round, runnin’ round, runnin’ round throwing that TURTLE on my name, cause you knew that I’d call you up...”
Wow! Charlie did you hear what Santana was saying about you!?! She was throwing turtles on you man!
by Turtle Thrower November 14, 2017
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Finger Turtle

When wiping your ass your finger accidently breaks through the single ply Chinese toilet paper and makes contact with your own shit and possibly asshole
"Oh my god, I just shook hands with that representative from the Chinese Education Department after I accidently did a Finger Turtle in the bathroom."
by greekhornet May 4, 2009
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